No Cost, No Obligation

Find Out What's Actually Wrong

A written audit and a thirty-minute call, at no cost. We’ll tell you what’s holding your site back, what’s worth fixing first, and what it would take — including when the honest answer is that you don’t need us.

  • Written report in three days
  • Thirty-minute walkthrough
  • Yours to keep regardless
  • No obligation, no sales sequence

We reply within one working day. No spam, no presentation deck.

What you actually get

What’s in the Report

Not a PDF of automated scores. A document a person wrote after looking at your site.

A prioritised list of problems

Ordered by what’s costing you most, not by what’s easiest to list.

Why each one matters

In plain language, with the business consequence rather than the technical jargon.

What to do about it

Specific enough that your current developer could act on it without us.

What’s already fine

Because knowing what not to spend money on is worth as much as knowing what to fix.

A realistic view of effort and impact

Including what isn’t worth the trouble.

Choose what you need

The Four Audits

Not sure? Pick “you tell me” on the form. We’ll look and choose the one that’s most useful for your situation.

Website & Performance

Speed, mobile performance, technical health, design and conversion. Pick this if enquiries are low or the site feels slow.

SEO & AI Visibility

Rankings, indexation, technical SEO, competitor position, and whether AI engines can read and cite you.

Google Business Profile

Map pack position, profile completeness, categories, review standing and how nearby competitors compare.

Systems & Automation

Where enquiries leak between arriving and being answered, and which manual work is worth automating.

Straight talk

What It Isn’t

You’ve probably had a “free SEO audit” before. Someone exported a report from a tool, put their logo on it, and called you about the forty-seven critical errors it found.

That’s a lead magnet dressed as analysis, and most of the forty-seven didn’t matter.

Here’s what ours actually is, so you can judge whether it’s worth your time.

It combines automated tooling with a human review

We use the same crawlers everyone uses, because they’re good at finding things. The difference is someone then works out which findings actually matter for your business.

It won’t include everything

No full manual crawl of every page, no deep competitor benchmarking, no twelve-month roadmap. Those take days. For most businesses the free version identifies what’s doing real damage.

It won’t be padded

If your site is in reasonable shape, the report will be short and say so. Three true pages beat thirty that aren’t.

There’s no sales sequence behind it

One follow-up after the call. If you’re not interested, that’s the end of it.

Three steps

How It Works

  1. Step 01 of 03

    You fill in the form

    Takes a minute. We need the URL and a way to reach you.

  2. Step 02 of 03

    We audit and write it up

    Within three working days. Tooling first, then a person reviewing what matters.

  3. Step 03 of 03

    We walk you through it

    Thirty minutes, screen shared, questions answered. Then it’s yours.

The obvious question

Why It’s Free

Because it’s how you decide whether to work with us, and you shouldn’t have to pay to find that out.

There’s commercial logic too, and we’d rather state it than pretend otherwise: audits produce clients. Some people read the report, fix things themselves, and we never hear from them again — which is fine, and still cheaper than the equivalent in advertising. Others read it, see the scope, and ask us to do the work.

What we ask: a real website and a working email. We can’t audit an idea.

Is this genuinely free, or a sales call in disguise?
Genuinely free. You get a written report and a call, and you keep both regardless.
How long does it take?
Three working days for the report, then a thirty-minute call at a time that suits you.
Do I have to get on a call?
No. We’d recommend it because the report is more useful with context, but if you’d rather just have the document, say so.
Will you keep chasing me afterwards?
One follow-up after the call. If you’re not interested, that’s the end of it.
Can you audit a site you didn’t build?
That’s most of what we audit. It makes no difference who built it.
What if the report says everything’s fine?
Then it says that, and it’ll be short. Useful to know before spending money on a problem you don’t have.
Do you audit ecommerce stores?
Yes — Shopify, WooCommerce and others.
Is there a paid version?
Yes, for complex sites or competitive markets — a full manual audit with competitor benchmarking and a twelve-month roadmap. Ask on the call.
Get started

Get Your Free Audit

Prefer to talk first? Call or WhatsApp +92 334 6688770, Monday to Friday, 2pm–10pm. Otherwise tell us where to look and we’ll take it from there.

We reply within one working day. No spam, no presentation deck.